Tuesday, May 20, 2008

constipation!

since duno wen..
i alwis hav dis constipation prob..
believe it or not..
ive tried not shitting for 3weeks..
and i ended up cryin.. lolz!

cant remember how..but im ok aft dat..
alwis hav dis prob from time to time..
but nv so long d la..

recently..im havin dis prob again..
its not lik how i used to be..
used to "cant shit at all..dun even feel lik shitting"
now.. i feel lik shittin..but it jus duwan cum out..
hahahaaa...
maximum.. one piece!
haha..i noe dis is kinda geli..
but..
its nature ma..
dun tell me u dun shit! -.-

anyway..vege cant help..
so my kawanz asked me to buy prune juice..
i jus bought..
and drink a cup of it..
its vry mahal..
a small bottle cost rm7.50.. bigger one cheaper.. rm11.50..
so accountant lik me.. sure la buy big wan!! =D
haiz.. damn freakin broke weih..
end up wif rm3 in da pocket again.. =(


anyway.. jus found dis webpage..about constipation! =)
http://ezinearticles.com/?Constipation-Remedy-Using-Apples-and-Other-Juices&id=35511

will let u noe da result as soon as i c it! haha.. =P

chris told me sumthin laz month..
wan u guys to guess!

a woman who sells her body is a.. prostitute..
a guy who sells his body is a.... ?????

=D

8 comments:

senorita.. said...

oh,shannon's method might work as well


HAHA

and still,this is disgusting

ShaN said...

ha ha.. try the 2nd method la, poh chai sure work 1.. traditional chinese medicine rawks !

Anonymous said...

the thing tt squirt water into ur anus is called fleet enema.

can by from pharmacy.

take natural way la.. eat more fibers and drink more water.

tc

kor

hOoNg~ said...

shan.. bloody hell.. damn bloody disgusting weih u! u tink da way u make urself vomit can make urself shit oso meh! hahahahaa.. mautness!

karen.. dis budak..another sial wan. da tube thingy damn geli la!

bro.. natural tak leh la! =(

senorita.. said...

geli...?? who ask u start all this geli talk by posting abt ur 'not-able-to-shit' experience?

ShaN said...

ha ha, nice 1 may hua..
*piang* xD

senorita.. said...

*hi-5*

hOoNg~ said...

bloody hell..dis 2 monyets!!
sepak kang.. aku terbang to NZ find u oni noe..haha!!